“No More Snacks? I’m Calling the Cops” – Little Sasshole® Kids Tee

No snacks? No peace. The Little Sasshole “Call the Cops” Toddler Tee is for the tiny snack warriors who know their rights (and their cookie limits). Featuring bold white text and expressive snack graphics, this comfy tee is perfect for dramatic little foodies with a rebellious streak.

✨ Why Parents (and Kids) Love It:
● Sassy Graphic Design – The eye-catching "Mom Said No More Snacks. I Said Call The Cops" print makes this tee a true conversation starter.
● Comfy All Day Long – Made from soft, 100% ring-spun cotton that feels gentle on delicate skin.
● Just the Right Fit – Available in toddler sizes 2T, 3T, 4T, and 5T, so your little one stays comfy and confident.
● Made to Last – Machine washable and durable enough for all-day play, wash after wash.
● Everyday Versatility – Dress it up or down! Perfect for school days, playdates, park visits, or weekend family outings.

Makes an Awesome Gift For:
● Birthdays
● Holidays
● Just-because surprises for your favorite little sass queen
● Unique toddler gifts for girls who love bold fashion

Whether you're shopping for your own sassy sweetheart or looking for a fun, standout gift for a toddler girl, this funny toddler shirt adds a pop of personality to any outfit. With its bright pink color, durable quality, and cheeky charm, it’s the kind of tee she’ll want to wear on repeat.

Don’t miss out – add some sass to your cart today and let her bold spirit shine loud and proud!

Shipping Policy

Print-on-Demand. Delivered With Sass.

Every Sasshole® product is made fresh, just for you. That means no dusty stockrooms, no waste, and no fast-fashion nonsense — just custom-made attitude, hot off the press.

📦 Quick Shipping Summary

Step	Timeframe
🖨️ Production	2–5 business days
🚚 Standard Shipping	5–9 business days
⚡ Expedited Shipping	2–4 business days (if available)
🔎 Tracking	Sent via email when shipped

👉 Most orders arrive within 7–14 business days (production + shipping). Expedited options are available at checkout if you’re feeling impatient.

🌎 Where We Ship

United States: All 50 states + territories
International: Not available yet (our sass is still crossing borders — stay tuned).

Still got questions? Email us at support@sassholetshirts.com — our Team has your back. 💋

Return & Refund Policy

We don’t do boring basics, and we don’t do endless returns — but if something’s off, we’ll fix it faster than your sassiest clapback.

🎯 Custom-Made, Just for You
Every Sasshole® item is made to order (yep, just for you). That means no overstock, no waste, and no traditional returns or exchanges for sizing or “I changed my mind” moments. So before you checkout, double-check your size and style — we want you looking sassy, not stressed.

⏱️ Timing Is Everything
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days of delivery. We’ll work our magic with a reprint or refund to keep your Sasshole® experience fabulous.

💖 Backed by Our Happiness Guarantee
Every order is covered under our No Drama, Just Sass Guarantee. That means no runaround, no hassle — just results.

Happiness Guarantee

At Sasshole®, we stand by our sass. If your order arrives damaged, defective, or just not quite right, we’ll fix it. Fast. No runaround. No excuses. Just results.

🛠️ How It Works:

Check Your Inbox – Look out for a post-delivery email.
Click That Link – Hit “Report a Problem” to get started.
Spill the Sass – Tell us what went wrong (bonus points for cheeky feedback).

We’re here to make sure your sass shows up fabulous, every time. If we can fix it, you’ll get a reprint. If not, we’ll issue a refund. Either way, you’ll be taken care of.

⏱ Timing Is Everything

Reach out within 7 days of receiving your order so we can work our magic and keep your Sasshole® experience fabulous.

💡 Why We Do It This Way

Every item is made on-demand (just for you). No overstock, no waste, no fast-fashion nonsense — just sass made fresh.

✨ Bold style, zero stress. That’s the Sasshole® promise.