Happiness Guarantee

💖 Happiness Guarantee

We’re here to make sure your sass shows up on point. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or not quite what you ordered — we’ll make it right. Fast.

🛠️ What to Do:

1. Check Your Inbox – Look out for a post-delivery email.
2. Click That Link – Hit “Report a Problem” to get started.
3. Spill the Sass – Tell us what went wrong (bonus points for cheeky feedback).

We'll offer a reprint if it's fixable — or a refund if not. No runaround, just results.

⏱ Timing Is Everything

Contact us within 7 days of receiving your order, and we’ll work our magic to ensure your Sasshole® experience stays fabulous.