I'm Not a Sasshole® Women's Tank Top - Fluent Your Sarcasm
✅ Sasshole Approved. May Cause Side-Eyes.
⚡ Warning: This tank may spark side-eyes, unexpected “Where’d you get that?” compliments, and a tiny bit of envy. Wear responsibly.
When the temps go up, the sass goes on. Your Sasshole® Women’s Tank is your go-to for bold statements, fearless style, and unapologetic honesty. Lightweight, breathable, and designed to flatter — it’s the tank that says exactly what you’re thinking… without saying a word.
Whether you’re brunching with the crew, throwing shade by the pool, or just keeping your vibe cool and cheeky, this tank is your hot-weather secret weapon for everyday attitude.
✨ Why You’ll Love It:
💬 "Wore this to girls' night - three compliments and a whole lotta attitude. 10/10"
– Verified Sasshole Shopper
🖤 Soft AF Fabric
Lightweight, airy cotton blend — totally hot-day worthy and oh-so-soft.
📸 Photo-Ready Fit
Perfect for selfies, beach pics, or flaunting your sass in the sun.
✨ Curve-Loving Cut
Flattering racerback style hugs just right. Moves with you, not against you.
💁♀️ Confidence Boost Built In
Turns “basic tank top” into a whole vibe — strut with sass and keep cool.
