I'm Not a Sasshole® I'm Just Allergic to BS Women's Funny Hoodie

🔥 Say It Bold. Wear It Proud.

The Sasshole® Women’s Hoodie featuring the cheeky “I’m Not a Sasshole® I’m Just Allergic to BS” print is made for women who thrive on humor and confidence. This funny yet stylish graphic pullover is your go-to hoodie for casual days, lounging, or making a statement wherever you go.

Crafted with ultra-soft fleece and a classic fit, it’s designed for all-day comfort while delivering maximum sass. Pair it with jeans, leggings, or joggers for an effortless everyday look.

✨ Features:

Women’s hoodie with bold “Allergic to BS” graphic print
Ultra-soft fleece interior for cozy wear
Classic fit pullover style, easy to layer
Funny, empowering statement piece for confident women

🔥 Stay comfy, stay bold, and keep it real — this Sasshole® hoodie is all about fearless fashion.

Shipping Policy

Print-on-Demand. Delivered With Sass.

Every Sasshole® item is made fresh — just for you.
No dusty warehouses, no overstock, no fast-fashion fluff — just custom-made attitude, printed hot off the press.

💌 Quick Shipping Summary

Step	Timeframe
🪄 Production	2–7 business days
💸 Economy Shipping	4–8 business days
🚚 Standard Shipping	2–5 business days
⚡ Express Shipping (if available)	2–3 business days
🔍 Tracking	Sent via email once your order ships

💁♀️ The Sass Behind the Scenes

Every order is made to order — which means a little patience goes a long way.
Production times can vary depending on the season, item type, and order volume.
✨ Most orders ship within 2–7 business days after purchase.

🌎 Where We Ship

United States: All 50 states + U.S. territories
International: Not available yet (our sass is still crossing borders — stay tuned 👀)

💌 Need Help?

Still got questions or need to track your sass?
Email us at support@sassholetshirts.com — our team’s got your back and your sass. 💋

Return & Refund Policy

We don’t do boring fine print, and we definitely don’t do chaos.
If something’s off, we’ll fix it faster than your sassiest clapback — because you deserve a drama-free shopping experience.

💖 Custom-Made, Just for You

Every Sasshole® product is made to order (yep, just for you).
That means no stockpiles, no waste, and no “I changed my mind” returns.
Each piece is created on demand to deliver maximum attitude and quality — so double-check your size and color before ordering. We want you looking fabulous, not frustrated.

⏰ Timing Is Everything

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect — we’ve got you.
Reach out to us within 7 days of delivery, and our team will make it right with a reprint or refund.
We’ll handle it with the same care and flair we put into every stitch of sass.

💋 Backed by Our Happiness Guarantee

Every order is protected by our No Drama, Just Sass Guarantee.
That means no endless back-and-forths, no excuses — just solutions that make you smile.
Because your sass deserves satisfaction, every single time.

Happiness Guarantee

At Sasshole®, we stand by our sass — and we stand by you.
If your order isn’t perfect (damaged, defective, or just not quite right), we’ll make it right.
No excuses. No runaround. Just fast, fabulous results.

💌 How It Works

Check Your Inbox — Keep an eye out for your delivery confirmation email.
Click That Link — Hit “Report a Problem” to get started.
Spill the Sass — Tell us what happened (bonus points for cheeky feedback 😘).

We’re here to make sure your sass arrives exactly how you imagined it.
If we can fix it, you’ll get a reprint. If not, we’ll issue a refund.
Either way, you’re covered — no stress, all sass.

⏰ Timing Is Everything

Reach out within 7 days of receiving your order so we can work our magic and keep your Sasshole® experience as fabulous as you are.

💡 Why We Do It This Way

Every Sasshole® piece is made to order — one at a time, just for you.
No waste, no overstock, no fast-fashion guilt trips — just custom-made attitude, fresh off the press.

✨ Bold style, zero stress. That’s the Sasshole® promise.