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Sasshole® Women’s Relaxed Fit Comfort Colors® Sweatshirt – Funny Graphic Pullover “Total Sasshole”
$43.00
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For women who don’t do sass halfway. The Sasshole® Women’s Relaxed Fit Comfort Colors® Sweatshirt features the unapologetically bold “Total Sasshole” graphic, delivering effortless comfort with maximum attitude.

 

Bold Comfort
Crafted with Comfort Colors® garment-dyed cotton for softness that feels broken-in from day one.

🔥 Statement Style
Pair it with jeans, leggings, or shorts — wear it oversized for laid-back vibes or styled for everyday sass.

💃 Total Sass, Total Confidence
This sweatshirt isn’t just cozy; it’s a declaration. Because if you’re going to own your sass, you might as well own it totally.

👉 Make it official. Shop the Sasshole® “Total Sasshole” Relaxed Fit Sweatshirt today and wear your sass with pride.

Shipping Policy

Print-on-Demand. Delivered With Sass.

Every Sasshole® item is made fresh — just for you.
No dusty warehouses, no overstock, no fast-fashion fluff — just custom-made attitude, printed hot off the press.


💌 Quick Shipping Summary

Step Timeframe
🪄 Production 2–7 business days
💸 Economy Shipping 4–8 business days
🚚 Standard Shipping 2–5 business days
Express Shipping (if available) 2–3 business days
🔍 Tracking Sent via email once your order ships

💁♀️ The Sass Behind the Scenes

Every order is made to order — which means a little patience goes a long way.
Production times can vary depending on the season, item type, and order volume.
Most orders ship within 2–7 business days after purchase.


🌎 Where We Ship

  • United States: All 50 states + U.S. territories

  • International: Not available yet (our sass is still crossing borders — stay tuned 👀)


💌 Need Help?

Still got questions or need to track your sass?
Email us at support@sassholetshirts.com — our team’s got your back and your sass. 💋

Return & Refund Policy

We don’t do boring fine print, and we definitely don’t do chaos.
If something’s off, we’ll fix it faster than your sassiest clapback — because you deserve a drama-free shopping experience.


💖 Custom-Made, Just for You

Every Sasshole® product is made to order (yep, just for you).
That means no stockpiles, no waste, and no “I changed my mind” returns.
Each piece is created on demand to deliver maximum attitude and quality — so double-check your size and color before ordering. We want you looking fabulous, not frustrated.


⏰ Timing Is Everything

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect — we’ve got you.
Reach out to us within 7 days of delivery, and our team will make it right with a reprint or refund.
We’ll handle it with the same care and flair we put into every stitch of sass.


💋 Backed by Our Happiness Guarantee

Every order is protected by our No Drama, Just Sass Guarantee.
That means no endless back-and-forths, no excuses — just solutions that make you smile.
Because your sass deserves satisfaction, every single time.

Happiness Guarantee

At Sasshole®, we stand by our sass — and we stand by you.
If your order isn’t perfect (damaged, defective, or just not quite right), we’ll make it right.
No excuses. No runaround. Just fast, fabulous results.


💌 How It Works

  1. Check Your Inbox — Keep an eye out for your delivery confirmation email.

  2. Click That Link — Hit “Report a Problem” to get started.

  3. Spill the Sass — Tell us what happened (bonus points for cheeky feedback 😘).

We’re here to make sure your sass arrives exactly how you imagined it.
If we can fix it, you’ll get a reprint. If not, we’ll issue a refund.
Either way, you’re covered — no stress, all sass.


⏰ Timing Is Everything

Reach out within 7 days of receiving your order so we can work our magic and keep your Sasshole® experience as fabulous as you are.


💡 Why We Do It This Way

Every Sasshole® piece is made to order — one at a time, just for you.
No waste, no overstock, no fast-fashion guilt trips — just custom-made attitude, fresh off the press.

✨ Bold style, zero stress. That’s the Sasshole® promise.

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Sasshole® Women’s Relaxed Fit Comfort Colors® Sweatshirt – Funny Graphic Pullover “Total Sasshole”

White / S

$43.00

Shop Sasshole, Little Sasshole, and Sassy & Smartassy — graphic tees, hoodies & sweatshirts that mix premium comfort with bold attitude. From playful toddler gear to empowering women’s styles, we’ve got sass for every mood.