Cuteness with a Side of Sass: Infant Sasshole® Attire

Are you a parent or grandparent looking for the perfect outfit for your little one? Look no further because Infant Sasshole® Attire has got you covered! Our adorable and sassy onesies and tees are sure to make a statement wherever your baby goes. With witty phrases like "Nap Queen/King" and "I only cry when ugly people hold me," your little one will definitely be the cutest sasshole in town. But it's not just about the sass - our attire is also made with comfort and quality in mind. We use soft and breathable materials, perfect for your baby's delicate skin. Plus, our sizing options range from newborn to toddler, so you can continue to dress your little sasshole as they grow.

Description:

Tiny Sass, Big Statement: Dress your little one in these adorable outfits and let their personality shine from the very beginning.
Sasshole® from Day One: These outfits are designed for the sassiest infants, introducing them to a world of confidence and style.
Softness and Style: Crafted with care, these clothes offer both comfort and fashion, perfect for baby's sensitive skin.
Messages of Empowerment: Every piece is more than just clothing; it's a statement of empowerment and positivity.
Because Sassy Starts Early: For parents who know that sassiness has no age restrictions, these outfits are a must-have for your little one's wardrobe.

Material & Care:

Premium 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton.
Heather 52% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton, 48% Polyester.
Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
Washing: Turn shirt inside out. Use cold water & wash with similar colors. Wash on gentle setting.
Drying: Tumble dry on low or hang dry.
Ironing: If ironing is necessary, make sure to turn the garment inside out.
Do Not: Use bleach.

Shipping Policy

Print-on-Demand. Delivered With Sass.

Every Sasshole® item is made fresh — just for you.
No dusty warehouses, no overstock, no fast-fashion fluff — just custom-made attitude, printed hot off the press.

💌 Quick Shipping Summary

Step	Timeframe
🪄 Production	2–7 business days
💸 Economy Shipping	4–8 business days
🚚 Standard Shipping	2–5 business days
⚡ Express Shipping (if available)	2–3 business days
🔍 Tracking	Sent via email once your order ships

💁♀️ The Sass Behind the Scenes

Every order is made to order — which means a little patience goes a long way.
Production times can vary depending on the season, item type, and order volume.
✨ Most orders ship within 2–7 business days after purchase.

🌎 Where We Ship

United States: All 50 states + U.S. territories
International: Not available yet (our sass is still crossing borders — stay tuned 👀)

💌 Need Help?

Still got questions or need to track your sass?
Email us at support@sassholetshirts.com — our team’s got your back and your sass. 💋

Return & Refund Policy

We don’t do boring fine print, and we definitely don’t do chaos.
If something’s off, we’ll fix it faster than your sassiest clapback — because you deserve a drama-free shopping experience.

💖 Custom-Made, Just for You

Every Sasshole® product is made to order (yep, just for you).
That means no stockpiles, no waste, and no “I changed my mind” returns.
Each piece is created on demand to deliver maximum attitude and quality — so double-check your size and color before ordering. We want you looking fabulous, not frustrated.

⏰ Timing Is Everything

If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect — we’ve got you.
Reach out to us within 7 days of delivery, and our team will make it right with a reprint or refund.
We’ll handle it with the same care and flair we put into every stitch of sass.

💋 Backed by Our Happiness Guarantee

Every order is protected by our No Drama, Just Sass Guarantee.
That means no endless back-and-forths, no excuses — just solutions that make you smile.
Because your sass deserves satisfaction, every single time.

Happiness Guarantee

At Sasshole®, we stand by our sass — and we stand by you.
If your order isn’t perfect (damaged, defective, or just not quite right), we’ll make it right.
No excuses. No runaround. Just fast, fabulous results.

💌 How It Works

Check Your Inbox — Keep an eye out for your delivery confirmation email.
Click That Link — Hit “Report a Problem” to get started.
Spill the Sass — Tell us what happened (bonus points for cheeky feedback 😘).

We’re here to make sure your sass arrives exactly how you imagined it.
If we can fix it, you’ll get a reprint. If not, we’ll issue a refund.
Either way, you’re covered — no stress, all sass.

⏰ Timing Is Everything

Reach out within 7 days of receiving your order so we can work our magic and keep your Sasshole® experience as fabulous as you are.

💡 Why We Do It This Way

Every Sasshole® piece is made to order — one at a time, just for you.
No waste, no overstock, no fast-fashion guilt trips — just custom-made attitude, fresh off the press.

✨ Bold style, zero stress. That’s the Sasshole® promise.